
The Mrs. mentioned that our flat here at the Manor has become somewhat of a convalescence home. I added that we don’t seem to be restorative or showing any signs of improvement since last November when the first ‘–itis’ hit our mishpocheh (family). Our little petri dishes, Little and Big, share their cooties a bit too freely.
Keep the tune of a Hard Day’s Night in your head as you read this little ditty…
It’s been a hard long night, and we’ve been feelin’ just like dreck (crap, ca-ca)
Our skin has turned a dulling white we really are a pain in the neck
And when we get out of bed we feel the pain in our heads
Won’t let us see daylight
You know we work every day to eat real healthy and exercise
But no matter what we do or say
The microbes make us just wanna cry
Despite the Lysol clean wipes we can’t unclog our nose pipes
The bugs just won’t go away
When we sneeze, germs discharge all around us
When we cough, its like we were hit by a bus, bus yeah
It’s been a hard long day, how long can we endure this lack of zest
And the feeling of proverbial brech (to vomit) can leave us emotionally so depressed
The tsuris (heartache) is too much to take, what’s the point of awake
When we feel so feh (physically and emotionally disgusted)!
It’s been a long four months hosting germs ‘n feelin’ so unkempt
And it’s worth it just to hear you say
You must be overwhelmed and so farhklempt (emotionally choked-up)
So let’s get out of that bed and get our clothes on instead
It’s gonna be okay
When we sneeze, germs discharge all around us
When we cough, its like we were hit by a bus, bus yeah
May our homes soon be rid of these invisible nogudniks (bad guys, in this instance, germs) that lurk in our air. May our kinder (children) really use soap and sing the A,B,C’s twice as they wash their hands. Let the schmutz (dirt and grime, in this case, mucus) stop dripping from our many orifices. Gutinue (at last, with exasperation), enough already!
A bie gezunt (as long as we are healthy!)
May there be hope!
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